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Neurotic Political Junkie.

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Apr 5 '11

Bryan Fischer: Jesus Had Disciples So They Would Become GOP Politicians

“Jesus’ entire dishttp://www.tumblr.com/new/textcipleship program with his apostles was an academy designed to prepare them for service in the political arena.” Oh, right, of course, Bryan Fischer. Christianity is really nothing more than one bearded guy’s boutique political consulting/candidate training shop. “I will wash your feet, then you go forth and wash the feet of wealthy campaign bundlers and make sure they bring in the big bucks so you can make a large media buy,” said Christ to the disciples. Bryan Fischer knows Jesus wanted Christians to be politicians. But he didn’t want just any kind of politicians; he wanted politicians that cut social programs for poor people. Yep, that sounds like Jesus.

Full and hilarious article at Wonkette (Of course.)